


Two of my biggest pet peeves punched me square in the face yesterday. I went to the bank and chose the shortest line in the drive through because I was in a hurry. Little did I know that I would be stuck behind some oblivious and rude lady who wasn't paying any attention to her banking transaction, but was talking on her phone! I was sitting there waiting for five minutes for the people in the bank to send her back her "
teleporter tube" come to find out that she hadn't even put anything in it yet! I wanted to just back up and go inside, but someone was behind me. So there I was... trapped behind the epitome of why I hate people who drive with cell phones... a good 5-7 more minutes pass and her tube comes back to her, but she doesn't notice. Her windows are down, her door is half open, but she was so enthralled with her conversation that she didn't look to see if her transaction was completed for 6 whole minutes! Yes I counted! I kept thinking, can I honk at her? Is that allowed at a bank? Or maybe I should get out of my car and go up and physically hand her tube and say, "just in case you didn't notice, you've been here 15 minutes and there are 2 cars behind you...have a nice day." I mean come on! Is it really that hard to not talk on the phone when you are in a drive thru? It's just rude! And it wasn't just me, the car behind me finally moved so I could but I watched and the lady sent her tube back 3,
yes THREE more times after noticing it had come back the first time. Three. If you have a transaction that is that complicated or big, take it inside! I felt bad for the teller waiting on her and not being able to help any other customers! Needless to say, I went to an empty line and completed my transaction and left long before that lady did! ARGH!!!

Driving home from the bank I encountered another one of my pet peeves...old people driving. Now I know that when I am old I will probably be the one who refuses to admit she's too old to drive and sneaks the car keys from her kids after they take them away. But there seriously needs to be a new law about this. There is the standard characteristics of old drivers like driving too slow, falling asleep at the stop sign/traffic light, not knowing how to roll the windows down or turn down the radio in their brand Pontiac because the old one finally died, and having a 10 second delayed reaction to serious road hazards but mysteriously slamming on the brakes a quarter mile from a car who turns in front of them because they "almost got hit." Now, on top of all of those lovelies, these old people have to deal with roundabouts. If there are any old people reading, TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME, roundabouts are not your friend. The little old grandma I was behind didn't stop or yield before pulling into the roundabout and stopped while in it to let 1 and a half cars in (a half because she stopped for the second one but right as they started pulling out, she floors it!) I'm not a very patient person, but I can't take this! Old people should have to take a driving test every year if they want their social security check. It should be required. And an actual driving test, not the dumb written test that is the same as when they got their first licence back in the early 1890's. Make it happen people, make it happen.
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